d0gbl0g:

thecutestofthecute:

Congratulations!! You got mail !!!.. Pup-mail that is!!!

:}

(via rneerkat)

Notes
90512
Posted
3 hours ago

suburbantragic:

  • Fill ice cube tray with milk
  • Cover with plastic wrap
  • Place toothpicks in each space
  • In a few hours you’ll have gross milk pops, you dumb asshole

(Source: the90swerentreal, via heirapocalypse)

Notes
163190
Posted
5 hours ago

twospookywhiskey:

bleachdalilah:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN

EHEHEH

(via coooooooooooooorvo)

Notes
368996
Posted
5 hours ago
retuce:

asktherenaissanceman:

coffeeandfish:

lampgod:

did-you-kno:

Source



Leo no, don’t release Valentino out into the wild. Leo no. You’re going to give people heart attacks.

Che? I’m afraid I do not understand.


DaVinci’s demons makes more sense now.

retuce:

asktherenaissanceman:

coffeeandfish:

lampgod:

did-you-kno:

Source

image

Leo no, don’t release Valentino out into the wild. Leo no. You’re going to give people heart attacks.

Che? I’m afraid I do not understand.

image

DaVinci’s demons makes more sense now.

(via thepotatoarmy)

Notes
271934
Posted
5 hours ago

harmfully-korine:

The IMDb board for Dear White People is exactly what I expected

(via billycraplan)

Notes
26519
Posted
5 hours ago

mcriartsy:

savepunknroll:

-americanhorrorstory:

onesecondathousandthoughts:

fallintopassion:

bullied:

we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.

That’s because the pizza guy has consequences if his job is done incorrectly.

Oh snap

shots fired

but not by the pizza guy

OH

(Source: bullied, via bigpapaprime)

Notes
358702
Posted
5 hours ago

thats-slightly-raven:

when i was 4 my dad asked me what i wanted to be when i grow up and i replied ‘daddy i want to be a cheesecake’ it’s been 12 fucking years and no one has let me forget it 

(via heirapocalypse)

Notes
128912
Posted
5 hours ago
TotallyLayouts has Tumblr Themes, Twitter Backgrounds, Facebook Covers, Tumblr Music Player and Tumblr Follower Counter